They should have sent a poet with this new Chevy Camaro. You may remember that last December, my beloved 2010 Camaro SS was stolen. It was found about a week later missing its engine, transmission, bumpers and seats. It was, quite possibly, the darkest day in American history. After…

Courtesy: ’70s Chevrolet advertisement. Not pictured: Whitesnake, Daniel J. Willis. I drive a Camaro. Some cars, like your Priuses and your Camrys, are made to get you where you need to go as efficiently and safely as possible. I don’t begrudge people for owning those. Some cars, like Lexuses…