Insert Foot vs. giant wine glasses in dating profiles. I’ve been doing the computer dating thing since it seemed safe to come out of the corner of my bedroom where I’ve been dressed like an astronaut and hiding since 2020. You get to an age (actually, your liver gets…

Insert Foot tries his hand at online dating. Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. LAFAYETTE, Calif. — The smokey skies are forest fire red and the air closer to Earth is full of rotten pandemic. Between fires and coronavirus it’s only fashionably safe outside to dress up like you’re about to rob…