“Eurovision” 2019, courtesy. Eurovision happened this week. It’s unfortunately that time again. For the past few years I’ve insulted the “Eurovision” contestants, finalists, losers, fans and more or less everyone else involved. It’s fun! I mean, it makes Europe (and Australia for some reason) angry at me, but it’s…

Daði og Gagnamagnið from Iceland perform during a rehearsal of the second semifinal of the Eurovision Song Contest in Rotterdam, Netherlands on May 13, 2021. Photo by Patrick van Emst/ANP/ AFP. And we’re back. Yesterday we covered the 13 songs knocked out of the “Eurovision” semifinals, and now we’re…