LeBron James doesn’t want his Twitter check. It was a busy week. There was 4/20, which I don’t partake in. There was baseball news, which I don’t want to talk about. All great column topics. But one thing happened that must be addressed: I lost my blue check on…

Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails performs during VetAid at Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio on Nov. 13, 2022. Photo courtesy VetsAid 2022. On Monday noted hair transplant recipient Elon Musk and famously thin-skinned pseudo-intellectual Jordan Peterson called Trent Reznor, the heavily muscled frontman of Nine Inch Nails and…

Elon Musk, pictured considering whether to record an EDM song. It was a bad week for bullies, which made a great week for the rest of us.  Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. Two of the world’s worst had terrible weeks, during which many of their followers finally screwed their brains on…

Insert Foot, Grimes and Skynet socialists. At least Grimes is trying.  Granted, the Canadian pop singer-songwriter is a bit weird, though that’s a plus in this context. Because only weirdos–at least in some sense–are really worth our extra attention. We don’t expect normal people to grab us by the shoulders and scream…

Elon Musk, pictured considering whether to record an EDM song. For some reason, rich people think they’re good at everything. Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer imagine their billions automatically qualify them to be president of the United States. A guy with a gold toilet who was once on a…