John Mellencamp, courtesy. Today, the day this column runs, I am old. OK, to be fair, I was old yesterday, too. It can be argued I was born old. But today is my 40th birthday so I’m especially old, in that way only an odometer birthday can drive home. Plus,…

Madison Hubbell and Zachary Donohue of Team United States compete in the Ice Dancing Free Dance at the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympic Games in Beijing, China on Feb. 14, 2022. Photo by The Asahi Shimbun via Getty Images. I’m going to go ahead and assume that you didn’t watch…