Britney Spears, courtesy. In case you’ve been living in a cave and refusing to read anything online except my column—props, in that case, good decisions all around—you probably know what’s going on with Britney Spears. For you, my devoted, cave-dwelling fan, here’s a brief summary: Spears has been under…

The Easter Bunny, before and after listening to Jefferson Airplane. Tomorrow is Easter so obviously I have to do an Easter column. This presents a bit of a problem for me because Easter is a religious holiday and I’m completely incapable of not offending people. I offend people perpetually…