L-R: Joey Fatone, Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez and Chris Kirkpatrick of ‘NSYNC speak during the 2023 MTV Video Music Awards at Prudential Center in Newark, N.J. on Sept. 12, 2023. Photo courtesy MTV. While nothing is absolute, there are a few things common to nearly all teenagers.…

‘NSync circa 2000. Original photo: Tim Roney/Getty Images. So ‘NSync is allegedly getting back together. Yay? As a once fully bonded and licensed music critic for a major daily newspaper, I’m still legally required to react to the big news by properly rolling my eyes in disgust and continue…

It ain’t no lie, baby. Bye Bye Bye. Remember a time before “Bye Felicia?” We do. Yesterday was Valentine’s Day which means, congratulations, you made it through another Valentine’s Day in one piece. That’s quite the accomplishment. I’m on the record as hating Valentine’s Day, both because it’s historically…