Original photo: Lizzo at the the 65th Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on Feb. 5, 2023. Photo courtesy The Recording Academy. Lizzo is upset. That’s fine and normal and human and everything. The singer got on social media, which is usually a bad idea when you’re having an emotional…

Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. I’ve cross dressed. When I needed a cheap laugh as a child, I’d go find some stuff in my mom’s room—maybe a hat, some shoes, a scarf, some jewelry. There’s a photo of me in a high school yearbook wearing a woman’s nightgown with my hair…

Insert Foot visits Washington, D.C. WASHINGTON, D.C. — I just wanted one photo. In our capture-the-moment culture (whether the moments are real or not) it was asking for a small crumb in a giant bread factory. I was denied with extreme prejudice. Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. “Sir? …. SIR?” the guard…

Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) on June 20, 2019 in Washington, D.C. Photo by Tom Brenner/Getty Images. You’ve read the news so I’m not really blowing your mind when I say that the Supreme Court is a disaster. I obviously hate pretty much every ruling on…

Lady Justice being cut apart, courtesy Chuck Todd/chucktodd.net. It creeps me out to infinity that Brett Kavanaugh can decide what happens to my daughter’s uterus. Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. Well … not in California. Not yet. Say what you want about California, but we recognized the arrival of the 21st century.…