Tom Petty, courtesy. As regular readers of my column and anyone who’s sat near me for any length of time know, my musical tastes are stuck in the ’90s, along with my fashion sense. It’s the second best decade of music in American history behind the ’60s, and I…

Tom Brady of the New England Patriots is fired up for for NFL Preseason 2019. The NFL and I are going through a rough patch in our relationship. After decades of diehard fandom the league is doing everything in its power to drive me away, and that’s not even…