Tony Hicks’ Insert Foot. Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. I thought this was going to be my swan song, my big farewell column. But then I discovered the editor was having a week nearly as bad as mine (about which you’re not about to hear anything. Anyway. I literally, redefined Murphy’s…

Whitney Houston’s hologram has performed so flawlessly on its (her?) European tour that it’s getting its own Las Vegas residency. No, no … I’m very serious, and it’s no laughing matter. There hasn’t been anything remotely funny about Whitney Houston since she said Bobby Brown was the king of…