Chrissie Hynde, “Valve Bone Woe.” Can you imagine outspoken all-time great rocker and Pretenders leader Chrissie Hynde, buddy of the Sex Pistols, in a smoke-filled room, wearing a low-slung, sparkly tassled dress and a headband, crooning jazz? Valve Bone Woe Chrissie Hynde BMG Records, Sept. 6 Maybe not before…