Jendrik performs during the second dress rehearsal of the first semi-final of the Eurovision Song Contest in Rotterdam, Netherlands, on May 17, 2021. The Hamburg artist represents Germany. Photo: Soeren Stache/dpa-Zentralbild/dpa Good news, everyone! The Americans are here. Well… one American is here, but one American is all it…

Comrade Putin wishes Dear Leader a happy birthday. Also, Russia’s Little Big sings about numbers in Spanish for “Eurovision.” Almost exactly a year ago I rated the 10 “Eurovision” 2019 finalists. I did not like them. Eurovision fans, in turn, did not like me for criticizing them, and I…