Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. You don’t want to hear about the election unless you had a big worm crawl in your brain and prompt you to vote incorrectly (which might earn you a cabinet post) and I don’t want to talk about it. Especially since my week would’ve sucked even…

Insert Foot sings “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.” It’s December and, for once and for all, it’s time to answer the age old question that everyone wants answered; the No. 1 question on everyone’s lips – young and old, male or female – this time of year: Is “Baby, It’s…

Insert Foot vs. Bob Dylan haters and “The Rise of Skywalker.” Was there any better feeling this past week than knowing you’re in Bob Dylan’s will? OK, that’s cynical. Sorry. But, really … being on his Christmas list this year has to not really suck at all, either. Some…

By the logic of Machine Gun Kelly, this column will be a hit. Welcome to another installment of … what should we call this? Things I write about when my attention span equals a housefly on really good meth? Strike that. There’s no such thing as good meth, kids.…