INSERT FOOT and NFTs. Original image courtesy: Karolina Grabowska. My editor sent me an important message today. Get to the bottom of this NFT stuff. Right … NFT … No (Freaking) Tony. On it. Wait, what? Apparently, NFT refers to an exciting new method by which musicians—“artists,” as my…

Insert Foot Vs. the mob in the U.S. Capitol. Original photo: Supporters of President Donald Trump roam under the Capitol Rotunda after invading the U.S. Capitol building on Jan. 6, 2021, in Washington, D.C. Saul LOEB / AFP via Getty Images. Anyone else wonder why so many of the…

Insert Foot and the Cave of Solitude. Photo: Alberto Loyo/Shutterstock. So, the plan is to write in Kanye West’s name when we all vote in November … right, you guys? Rendering: Adam Pardee/STAFF. Guys? Why not? How is Kanye West not a viable candidate for president in 2020–the year…